A happy ending.
Think it’s a little tragic that Hollywood and bestsellers have trained us to get just a little sad when the girl ends up with the safe bet instead of with the bad boy
LoL has taken on a whole new meaning for me… Just so you know, next time you say lol while talking to me I’ll be thinking: Limits of Liability.
Ten Words You Need to Stop Misspelling.
Fuck I wish I was at home right now with my roomie. Shit would have been epic. Guess I gotta drink instead.
Oh hey our elevator has started working again. Still, for safety’s sake don’t think I’ll be using it for a few days yet.
I can’t tell if the ground is shaking or if it’s staying still anymore.
Damn, earthquakes freak me out. I could really use a nice little blunt right about now. You know, just to calm the nerves.
I remember when my life was a claymation...
Happy New Year
-From the time traveler.
I just want to...
pass out on the futon while watching a movie next to Daniel and Lucy with a warm puppy on my belly. This shit’s dumb
There was something in my eye. I wasn’t winking at you, I swear.
Quietly freaking out.
End of life as I know it in T minus 2 days?